GWAR Announces “30 Years of Total World Domination Tour”

Thirty years have passed since GWAR awoke from the prison of their Antarctic slumber in 1985. Since that time, the band has used broadswords and guitars to shape the music and culture of mankind. 30 years later, the world sucks more than it ever has, and humans have GWAR to thank! Three decades of bloodlust, throttling the life from humanity, and perverting the human imagination have left no doubt that GWAR rules supreme!

What better way to celebrate this momentous occasion than with a spectacular victory lap bringing death and depravity to cities across America? GWAR‘s “30 Years of Total Domination Tour” is a celebration of unimaginable torment. Expect more blood and bodily fluids than ever before as your Lords and Masters take on the newest threat to their very existence – the Internet! That’s right, GWAR is going to kick the Internet’s ass; if they can ever stop jerking off to porn long enough to find it. Pustulus is none too pleased about the situation, having this to say while “taking 5” from his weekly schedule of drawing dicks on bible pages.

I’ve survived prisons, gulags, religious protests, surfing a crucial wave on D-Day, and even an ISIS spaghetti dinner, so this is nothing. Bring it on! GWAR is coming! Where is Baltimore?

Support on the tour will come from Butcher Babies and Battlecross. The tour kicks off August 25th in Millvale, PA and wraps up September 18th in Rochester, NY. Tickets go on sale this Friday May 1st for all shows!

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Tour w/ Butcher Babies, Battlecross

08/25: Millvale, PA @ Mr. Smalls Theater – Tickets

08/27: Des Moines, IA @ Wooly’s – Tickets

08/28: Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theater – Tickets

08/30: Lawrence, KS @ Granada – Tickets

08/31: Tulsa, OK @ Cain’s Ballroom – Tickets

09/01: San Antonio, TX @ Kapones – Tickets

09/02: Baton Rouge, LA @ Varsity Theater – Tickets

09/03: Mobile, AL @ Soul Kitchen – Tickets

09/04: Birmingham, AL @ Iron City – Tickets

09/05: New Albany, IN @ Rustic Frog – Befuddled Fest – Tickets

09/06: Winston-Salem, NC @ Ziggys – Tickets

09/08: Wilmington, NC @ Ziggys By the Sea – Tickets

09/09: Jacksonville, FL @ Freebird Live – Tickets

09/10: Chattanooga, TN @ Track 29 – Tickets

09/11: Sauget, IL @ Pop’s – Tickets

09/14: Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance – Tickets

09/15: So. Burlington, VT @ Higher Ground – Tickets

09/16: Reading, PA @ Reverb – Tickets

09/17: Huntington, NY @ The Paramount – Tickets

09/18: Rochester, NY @ Water Street Music Hall – Tickets

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